A small collection of the most funniest and sarcastic one liners on the web. Credits to original post author and my dear dude Joydeep
Funny One Liners
“Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. – Dilbert”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique… Just like everyone else…”
“As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free…”
“Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…”
“Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…”
“Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it…”
“Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.”
“Going to temple/church/mosque doesn’t make you a human, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car…”
“I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth”
“If a stranger offers you a piece of candy…take two…”
“If I promise to miss you, will you go away?”
“If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can’t speak English…”
“If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”
“Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then It must be none of your business…”
“Oh… Sorry… Did you mistake me for someone who cares?”
“We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.”
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