Let me take you back to 2009.
I was sitting in a packed theatre, popcorn in hand, ready to watch 3 Idiots—a movie I thought would be your regular Bollywood college drama. But then… Chatur happened.
Yes, I’m talking about Chatur Ramalingam aka The Silencer, the overly competitive, “memorize-and-puke” type of student who took education a bit too seriously—and accidentally gave us one of the most hilarious moments in Indian cinema.
If you’ve seen the movie, you already know what I’m talking about.
If you haven’t—first of all, how dare you? Second of all, let me walk you through this legendary scene
The Setup: A Speech for the Ages (Sort Of)
So, Chatur is invited to give a speech on Teacher’s Day in front of the whole college—including students, teachers, and the Dean, Virus (played by the always-intense Boman Irani). And of course, our favorite goofballs Rancho (Aamir Khan), Farhan (Madhavan), and Raju (Sharman Joshi) are right there.
Now, Chatur, being the ultra-sincere nerd that he is, wants to impress everyone with a flawless Hindi speech. But there’s a catch—he doesn’t really understand Hindi.
So what does he do?
He memorizes the whole speech without knowing what half the words mean. And that’s where Rancho steps in.
I bet u will laugh like anything !! Watch the epic speech by Chatur from the movie, 3 Idiots and get ready to fall off your seats with laughter once again!
Hindi text of the Speech from Mr. Chatur Silencer in 3 Idiots
आदरणीय सभापति महोदय,
Respected Chairman,
अतिथि विशेष शिक्षण मंत्री श्री आर. डी. त्रिपति [त्रिपाठी] जी,
Special Guest Education Minister Mr. R.D. Tripathi Ji,
माननीय शिक्षकगण और मेरे पियारे [प्यारे] सहपतियो [सहपाठियों]|
Respected teachers and my dear classmates.
आज अगर I.C.E आसमान की बुलांदियो [बुलंदियों] को छू राहा [रहा] है,
Today if I.C.E is touching the heights of the sky,
तो उसका श्रेय सिर्रफ [सिर्फ] एकिंसान [एक इंसान] को जाता है, श्री वीरू सहस्त्र बुद्धे|
So the credit goes to only one person, Sri Veeru Sahasra Buddha.
Give him a a big hand . He is a great guy really .
पिछले बत्तीस साल से इन्होने निरंतर इस कॉलेज में बलत्कार [बलात्कार] पे बलत्कार किये,
For the last thirty-two years they have continuously committed rape after rape in this college,
उम्मीद है आगे बी [भी] करते रहेगे [रहेंगे ]|
hope they will continue doing it in future too.
हमें तो आश्चर्य होता है कि एक इंसान अपने जीवन काल में इतनी बलत्कार कैसी कर सकता है|
We are astonished at how a person can commit so many rapes in his lifetime.
इन्होने कड़ी तपस्या से अपने आपको इस काबिल बुनाया [बनाया ] है|
He has shaped himself into this capability through intense penance.
वक़्त का सही उपयोग, घंटे का पूर्ण इस्तेमाल कोई इनसे सीके [सीखे ]|
One should learn from them the right use of time and full utilization of hours.
सीके, इनसे सीके|
Learn from them.
आज हम सब छात्र यहाँ हैं, कल देश-विदेश में फेल [फैल] जायेंगे|
Today we all are students here, tomorrow we will spread across the country and abroad.
वादा है आपसे जिस देश में होंगे वहां बलत्कार करेंगे|
I promise that I will rape you in whatever country you are in.
I.C.E का नाम रोशन करेंगे|
We will bring glory to I.C.E.
दिका [दिखा] देंगे सबको जो बलत्कार करने की शमता यहाँ के छात्रों में है वो संसार के किसी छात्रों में नहीं|
We will show everyone that the students here have the capability to rape which no other students in the world have.
No other छात्र, No other छात्र|
No other student, No other student|
आदरणीय मंत्रीजी नमस्कार, आपने इस संस्थान को वो चीस [चीज़] दी जिसकी हमें सख्त ज़रुरत थी|
Greetings Respected Minister, you gave this institution something we desperately needed.
स्तन!
Breasts!
स्तन होता सबी [सभी] के पास है, सब छुपा के रकते है, देता कोई नई [नहीं]|
Everyone has breasts, everyone keeps them hidden, no one gives them away.
आपने अपना स्तन इस बलत्कारी पुरुष के हाथ में दिया है|
You have given your breast into the hands of this rapist.
अब देकिये यह कैसा इसका उपयोग करता है|
Now see how he uses it.
इस स्वर्ण अवसर पर एक श्लोक याद आ रहे है…
On this golden occasion, I am remembering a shloka…
उत्तमम दधददात पादम,
मध्यम पादम थुचुक थुचुक,
घनिष्ठः थुड़थुडी पादम,
सुरसुरी प्राण घातकम|
3 Idiots – Speech by Chatur
Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya,
Atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji,
Maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo
Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai to uska shreya sirrf ekinsaan ko jaataahai – Shri Veeru Sahastrabuddhe
Give him a big hand. He is a great guy really.
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye.
Umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege.
Hamein to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai.
Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai.
Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke. Seeke inse seeke.
Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai, kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge.
Waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge,
I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge.
Dika denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki kshamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai
wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii.
No other chaatra. No other chaatra.
Adarniya mantraji! Namashkar
Aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi. “Sstunn”!
Sstunn hota sabi ke paas hai.
Sab chupa ke rakte hai, detaa koi nai.
Aapne apna sstun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai,
ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai
Is swarn awsar par mujhe ek sanskrit ka slok yaad aata hai
Utthamam Daddhad Padam,
Madyam Padam Thuchuka Thuchuka,
Kanistam Thur Truria Padam,
Sursuri Prana Ghataka.!!!!!!!!!
Loves Music. Lyrics inspires me. I am here to share the lyrics of my fav songs.
Can any one write the real shlok with translation?
I watched it on New Year’s Eve…..I felt like having a heart attack laughing and laughing….
Moral of the Story: Rattna shat ke liye haanikarak hota hai
If this doesn’t make you laugh, you need cocaine.
awesome one……..:*
chatur ramalingam really gud in his speech….really describe abt himself wat the potential he have as a balatkari puruss…..
i think the movie should be named one idiot. cz this speech, silencer is the real idiot. never laughed like this before.
hehe heheh
I like this
too good… every time I read it, makes me go Lfmao
JAB BHI UPSET HOTA HOON. I M GOING TO WATCH 3IDIOT. JAHAPANAH TUSSI GREAT HOO TAUFA KABUL KARO….
dude u r toooooooooooooo gud
maza aa gaya itni ache speech hats of to chatur and writter
I like this speech so much.
I think silencer is a brave boy becoz he do that which no any chatra do in their whoe life.
HA HA HA HA
Hehehehhe i coudnt contol laughing wen i frst saw d pic
woweee….what the f….
i like so much
a big round of a plouse
hindustaan ke itihaas mein sabse badi film…3 idiots
doesn't virus have any other work?
i m Usman from Pakistan i really like this Movie coz its too much Funny and really sad seens in this Movie i was weeping i saw this movie fst Time
Really great… hats of for this script writter.. 🙂
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
this is very funny balatkar
ha ha./..i like this scene….funny….i love this movie…..
haha it was really funny
1 no…
ase hi dilgous banaye kijiye bahot acha laga……..
gud chatur i really thank full to you for your speech………..
hilarious speech good work by chatur
Hilario…!
Thanks a lot……. Thanks once again…..
this is one of the greatest films i watches recently..though i dont understand hindi i was laughing to death … the subtitle i have isnt a full translation ..it misses the whole speech !!! 🙁 could u pls post a translation of this
LFMAO
that scene was hilarious